The Romcoms of Owen Wilson, reviewed by a Pigeon
Because only Healthtech Pigeon would take a joke this far. Wow. Wow. Wow.
"Wedding Crashers" (2005) - This movie is all about humans behaving badly at weddings, but as a pigeon, I couldn't help but appreciate the abundance of free food.
"You, Me and Dupree" (2006) - As a bird who loves to nest, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the couple who had their home taken over by a freeloading human.
"How Do You Know" (2010) - I'll be honest, as a pigeon, I had a hard time following the convoluted love triangle in this movie. But the scenes of Reese Witherspoon running through the city reminded me of my time flying through the streets of New York, defecating liberally on taxis.
"Midnight in Paris" (2011) - This movie had a lot of scenes set in beautiful gardens and parks, which as a pigeon, I really appreciated. And the time-travel element was pretty mind-bending, even for a bird.
"The Internship" (2013) - As a bird who's always on the lookout for a good nest, I was impressed by the elaborate office spaces in this movie. But I didn't really understand the whole internship concept - don't humans just get jobs and stick with them?
"She's Funny That Way" (2014) - This movie was a bit too chaotic and frenetic for my taste as a bird, but Owen Wilson's character did have a nice loft apartment that I wouldn't mind making my home.
"Zoolander" (2001) - As a pigeon, I don't really care about fashion, but I did appreciate the scene where the characters were throwing things at each other. I can relate to that kind of behavior.